Five years later…

Got bored, so I thought I type something here.

That’s all. Thank you, come again.

One more thing, someone sent me this image they got from the Wayback Machine from the KnM Inc’s previous incarnation before I got it. Pretty neat.


Bored.

Decided to change the theme of the site… Kind of like the new layout. Still need to work on the logo – so I “borrowed” the one from the original KnM site that existed before I got the domain. Going to hop into Gimp graphic’s proggy sometime to make one that matches the site.

19 August

What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I’m dressing.

What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.

What do you call a cold dog?
A Chilli Dog.

Jokes for 19 August.

What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I’m dressing.

What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.

What do you call a cold dog?
A Chilli Dog.

Pop Quiz – no cheating!

Put your thinking caps on. Mind teasers of COMMON KNOWLEDGE!
No cheating!

No looking around! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!
Can you beat 18?? (The average is 7.)

Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there? (Don’t laugh, some people don’t know)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty’s torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell’s soup label?
5. What two letters don’t appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!)
6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don’t have letters by them?
7. When you walk does your left arm swing w/your right or left leg?
8. How many matches are in a standard pack?
9. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
12. Which way does a “no smoking” sign’s slash run?
13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
14. Which side of a women’s blouse are the buttons on?
15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?
16. Which way do fans rotate?
17. Whose face is on a dime?
18. How many sides does a stop sign have?
19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who’s missing?
23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
24. On which playing card is the cardmaker’s trademark?
25. On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?
27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
28. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

Answers below, don’t look til you’re done!
Don’t look at answers below until you complete all the questions:

1. Bottom
2. 50 (please tell me you got this one)!
3. Right
4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold
5. Q, Z
6. 1, 0
7. Right
8. 20
9. Red
10. 88
11. Counter (north of the equator)
12. Towards bottom right
13. 12 (no #1)
14. Left
15. Top
16. Clockwise as you look at it
17. Roosevelt
18. 8
19. Left
20. 5
21. 6
22. Bashful
23. 8
24. Ace of spades
25. Left
26. ONE
27. *, #
28. 3
29. Counter